K.I.D.N.E.Y. C.A.N.C.E.R.
K
K is for king, as in- You have to be fucKing kidding me.
I
I is for irreplaceable, as in- I only have one kidney left so that one is Irreplaceable.
D
D is for debt, as in- The answer to the question “what has cancer given you?” is Debt.
N
N is for nunchucks, as in- I would like to use Nunchucks on you if you tell me “it’s all part of god’s plan.”
E
E is for elephant, as in- My cancer is now the Elephant in every room.
Y
Y is for yes, as in- I usually say the opposite of Yes to plans now.
C
C is for cool, as in- My cancer is incurable?!?….. Cool Cool, Cool Cool Cool Cool.
A
A is for always, as in- If you ask me when I’m tired, the answer is Always.
N
N is for no, as in- “You must feel relieved that your scans are stable right?” No- Me
C
C is for chest, as in- There is a needle pushed into my Chest every other week.
E
E is for energy, as in- I remember when I had Energy.
R
R is for really, as in- If you can’t tell by this post, I’m Really lazy.
-Joe
Hey Joe, All of this sucks. Treatment is exhausting. People don't know what to say to you. (Tell them to talk about what they used to talk about with you before all this, when life was normal.) I just want to say, I see you. I read your work. You are the farthest definition there could ever be from lazy as it takes so. much. energy. to. do. anything. when you are taking cancer treatments. Big fricking hugs from me.