Questions & Thoughts from Fatigue

Fatigue- from the Lithuanian term fatiguesh meaning “fucking exhausted.” (I’m like 12% sure that’s correct). That’s what I am though- fatigued. Now occasionally I will have to remind people that it’s not just being tired because sleep solves the problem of being tired. I could go into a coma like Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill and still feel no relief from fatigue.

You can take that to the bank

Mason Storm aside, fatigue is here to stay- I can’t just break its proverbial wrist and use Russian demonstrated hapkido to get by.

Okay enough Steven Seagal- I swear this is not a post about him. This is a random post about questions that have entered my mind the last few weeks. So grab some snacks and buckle in.

In no particular order:

• How come musicians are the only professionals that get to change their names? P. Daddy, Prince, Kanye- why can’t other people reinvent themselves? A few rough ideas:

  • John Goodman - Juany Gboy

  • Denzel Washington - Dennis Pennsylvania

  • Penelope Cruz - Penny Coasts

  • Drew Barrymore - Andrew Raspberries

  • Christoph Waltz - Chrissy Foxtrot

  • John Legend - Johan Soso

  • Timothee Chalamet - Tommy Cabernet Sauvignon

• What are Drops of Jupiter?

• CCR’s “Have You Ever Seen the Rain” in my opinion is an anti-drug anthem. How high are you to ask people if they’ve seen rain?

• How was the first documentary proposed? “Yeah you’re really weird interesting and we need to show everyone what the hell you’re doing”

• Is Stevie Wonder really blind?

• Jonah Hill……what does he look like right now?

• What happened to fireflies?

• Where have all the cowboys gone?

• Do pro-lifers eat sunflower seeds?

• What were Batman’s geographical limits? Would Chicago be fine but Schaumburg was too far?

• How many people did it take to realize looking at the sun was not a good idea?

  • How many people disregarded it as liberal propaganda?

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk titled “Does Joe have ADHD? Yes he does”

Off to an infusion.

-Joe